Abrupt Interaction Enthusiast Pillows

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

"OK, now take one with mine."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

A man and a woman at a house party

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"Face book suggests we be friends."

'Don't tell me-you're the famous Grimaldi acrobatic troupe, right?'

"Look, Wendy....our pets are playing together!"

"Feel my shirt! Wanna Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material!"

"We can kiss, but no tongue."

faceless person holding balloon heads.

If they replace one more man with a computer, I'm leaving!

'If I buy ten pints and a dozen eggs will you snog me?'

'I had a great day! I woke up 10 people, interrupted 28 breakfasts, 42 lunches and thoroughly ruined 21 dinners.'

"You have to get out more. Make new enemies."

'I was just looking at you and wondering what my grandchildren would look like if you and my daughter started dating again, fell in love, got married and had some!'

'Your hair looks fine.' Debbie's lack of concentration, meant that her work was beginning to suffer.

"I said, how much for a hug?"

"I think of you as being enormously alive."

"Excuse me, young man, where's the manager?"

Gutter Gymnasts.

'I don't mind taling during sex, but must you chat on-line?'

Estate Agent - '...And the area boasts a thriving on-line community.'

"Hey, I saw you dressing me with your eyes!"

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'