Animal Interaction Aficionado Pillows

"We can kiss, but no tongue."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Cow Blue Arrows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I'll take this one."

'Can I have flies with that'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Separation

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Barney! Get down!"

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Pull...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'