Animal Interaction Aficionado Gifts

"We can kiss, but no tongue."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Cow Blue Arrows

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

"I'll take this one."

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Barney! Get down!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

'Pull...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."