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"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I'll take this one."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

'Look - we don't love it, but it's a living.'

Duped chick

"OK, now take one with mine."

'Talk about betrayal: My own son is challenging me to become the Alpha Male...'

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"We never spoon anymore."

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

Man and dog both have leashes.

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Audition For the Birds

'What goes on in the woods stays in the woods.'

'Sorry about this, my husband was brought up by wolves.'

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

Cat manning the Licking Booth.

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'This will be your territory, Bruno... get busy marking it.'

Fire hydrant peeing on a dog