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'I'd invite you in, but really, this is a stranger's house I'm entering just to get away from you.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

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'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

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"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

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'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

A man and a woman at a house party

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

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"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."