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'I'd invite you in, but really, this is a stranger's house I'm entering just to get away from you.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

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'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

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'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

The originator of the office birthday party.

A man and a woman at a house party

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"You smell like wet cardboard."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'