Awkward Interaction Observer Pillows

"I said, how much for a hug?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Awkward First Dates

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

A man and a woman at a house party

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

'En-counter'

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

Latter-day saints

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

Flirtation

"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

"I guess we're not in Kansas anymore. They've got levitating lounge lizards."

"Feel my shirt! Wanna Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material!"

It seemed 'warmth in winter, shade in summer' was not as complimentary as Kevin first thought

"Great news! She's giving me the stink eye!"

"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"

"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."

"When you ask what I do, do you mean for money?"

'I was just looking at you and wondering what my grandchildren would look like if you and my daughter started dating again, fell in love, got married and had some!'

"I think of you as being enormously alive."

"We're still talkng birds and bees, right?"

"I can't believe she doesn't want to see me again. I even complimented her on the way she chews food."

'It's still embarrassing, whether it's toilet paper or you're unraveling.'

'I have a feelling this is going to be a very eventful day!'

"Hey, I saw you dressing me with your eyes!"