Awkward Interaction Observer Pillows

"I said, how much for a hug?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Awkward First Dates

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

Turtle Blind dates

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'En-counter'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

A man and a woman at a house party

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

Latter-day saints

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

It seemed 'warmth in winter, shade in summer' was not as complimentary as Kevin first thought

"Feel my shirt! Wanna Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material!"

"I guess we're not in Kansas anymore. They've got levitating lounge lizards."

Flirtation

"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."

"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"

"Great news! She's giving me the stink eye!"

"When you ask what I do, do you mean for money?"

"I'm furious - I've looked at Twitter and Facebook and can't find anything to be offended by."

'I was just looking at you and wondering what my grandchildren would look like if you and my daughter started dating again, fell in love, got married and had some!'

"I think of you as being enormously alive."

You have the tongue of a man twice your age. There can be many reasons for this, none of which I'm comfortable discussing.

"I can't believe she doesn't want to see me again. I even complimented her on the way she chews food."

"We're still talkng birds and bees, right?"

'It's still embarrassing, whether it's toilet paper or you're unraveling.'

'I have a feelling this is going to be a very eventful day!'