Awkward Conversation Enthusiasts Pillows

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Facts of Life' - 'Gosh - I think I got Amy Sue in trouble.'

'I care about you - but like a brother.. a creepy lonely brother.'

Very Difficult Conversations

What price beauty?

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'Miss Kress, who on our staff is in charge of denials and uncomfortable realities.'

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

Before birds and bees,

Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'

Jack suffered from an overactive blabber

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

The Man Who Couldn't Say "When."

Send. End.

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'It's not you it's me not liking you.'

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"

'How can you possibly be busy washing your hair for the rest of your life???'

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

'Can you play a Harp.'

The art of regifting

'For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.'