Awkward Conversations Aficionado Pillows

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Papi, can I talk to you about girl stuff?"

Very Difficult Conversations

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

What price beauty?

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'Miss Kress, who on our staff is in charge of denials and uncomfortable realities.'

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

Before birds and bees,

Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

Send. End.

The Man Who Couldn't Say "When."

Don

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'It's not you it's me not liking you.'

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

'How can you possibly be busy washing your hair for the rest of your life???'

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"

"So, do you come nowhere often?"

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

"I really am young at heart: I got a 34 year old's in a transplant."

"I'm beginning to think this niche networking isn't getting us anywhere."

'Can you play a Harp.'

'For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.'