Awkward Conversations Aficionado Prints

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Papi, can I talk to you about girl stuff?"

Very Difficult Conversations

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

What price beauty?

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'Miss Kress, who on our staff is in charge of denials and uncomfortable realities.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

Before birds and bees,

Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

The Man Who Couldn't Say "When."

Send. End.

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'It's not you it's me not liking you.'

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

"So, do you come nowhere often?"

"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"

'How can you possibly be busy washing your hair for the rest of your life???'

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

"I'm beginning to think this niche networking isn't getting us anywhere."

'Can you play a Harp.'

"Hold the elevator!"

"Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure." "Sorry." "As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone." "Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw?" "Or did the fault lie entirely with my date?" "Feel free to speak candidly." "Mother."

"When you people start working eggs into the conversation, it's really code for something else,right?"