Awkward Conversation Appreciator Pillows

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Very Difficult Conversations

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

What price beauty?

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

'Miss Kress, who on our staff is in charge of denials and uncomfortable realities.'

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

Before birds and bees,

Send. End.

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'It's not you it's me not liking you.'

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

'How can you possibly be busy washing your hair for the rest of your life???'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

'I've found this lump on my testicle, would you like to have a look?'

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"When you people start working eggs into the conversation, it's really code for something else,right?"

"What I like best about you is how you, er ...the way you, ummm....You know, there's actually nothing I like about you."