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"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

A man and a woman at a house party

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"Come along now, you've got nothing I haven't seen before."

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."