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"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Bad Interview Technique

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"You and your daft inventions."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Hi honey, take me off the speakerphone.'

A man and a woman at a house party

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

The originator of the office birthday party.

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'