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(We've) Met Gala

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Bad Interview Technique

"You and your daft inventions."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Turtle Blind dates

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

'Hi honey, take me off the speakerphone.'

A man and a woman at a house party

The originator of the office birthday party.

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Just don't be yourself."