Avoider Of Colds Pillows

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Say, I just had a thought

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

I Love Winter!

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

Yesterday of Minnesota.

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

Your nose is running...which I guessing is more than I can say for your feet.

"Worst case of hives I've ever encountered."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

Sneeze Police

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

'Stay warm last night?'

Indoor sauna.

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"

Foot in ice cube.

'I've done it! A cold tablet that tastes like chicken soup!'

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'