Cold And Flu Warrior Pillows

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

The Cougher

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Flu vaccine.

Vaccine

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Flu Vaccine.

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"This feels so familiar."

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

How to save on your heating bill...

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

Protecting Nature

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Ice Sculpting Class.

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'