Cold Awareness Pillows

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Deforestation.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Electric Blanket.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"I hate this time of year."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"How do I stop climate change? Tip 1: Insulate your house..."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Hottest temperatures on record.

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Caution Hot!

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Climate Change Contingency House