Avian Auteur Gifts

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

bird interprets modern art

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Caliologist

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"He does impressions too!"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Woodpecker House

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"We've only got one parrot remember."

"What are the prevailing winds?"

Birdhouse Apartments

Pencil Peaock

"I got a beak job."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

Birds Building House

Birdhouse Shapes

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."