Avian Entertainer Gifts

"He does impressions too!"

So you're a mocking bird...

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Conducting the crows.

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Blackbirds.

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

"You won't be needing that book, young lady!"

"I got a beak job."

'The woodpecker is extra.'

"You've got to lose some weight!"

Pencil Peaock

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

The Imperfect Hostess

Hunting wildfowl

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'