Avian Author Gifts

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Caliologist

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"You fly into a window, too?"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"He does impressions too!"

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

"What are the prevailing winds?"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

Woodpecker House

Blackbirds.

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

Pencil Peaock

"I got a beak job."