Avian Author Gifts

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Caliologist

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"You fly into a window, too?"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Hoody Woodpecker.

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"He does impressions too!"

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Blackbirds.

"We've only got one parrot remember."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"What are the prevailing winds?"

Woodpecker House

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

"I got a beak job."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."