Avian Auteur Pillows

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

bird interprets modern art

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Caliologist

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"He does impressions too!"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"What are the prevailing winds?"

Woodpecker House

"We've only got one parrot remember."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

Birdhouse Apartments

Pencil Peaock

"I got a beak job."

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

Birds Building House

Birdhouse Shapes

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'