Avian Architects Pillows

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'

"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Caliologist

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"I propose we go with the second option."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Woodpecker House

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Birdhouse Apartments

Birdbath & Beyond

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Pencil Peaock

"I got a beak job."

"And you can quote me on that."

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Birdhouse Shapes

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

Birds Building House

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