Avian Architects T-Shirts

'I need to get up at 7 am tomorrow. I'm having my cage re-decorated.'

"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Caliologist

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"I propose we go with the second option."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Woodpecker House

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.

"I got a beak job."

Pencil Peaock

"And you can quote me on that."

Birdhouse Apartments

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

Be the Author

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

Birds Building House

Birdhouse Shapes

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'