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Birdhouse Apartments

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

No Immediate Danger

Kritik's Korner

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Caliologist

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"I propose we go with the second option."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Real Estate Depression

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Le Corbusier

Amongst the rush.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Banksy

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'