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Birdhouse Apartments

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

No Immediate Danger

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Caliologist

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"I propose we go with the second option."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Real Estate Depression

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Le Corbusier

Amongst the rush.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Banksy

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'