Autumn Ponderer Gifts

'It's only natural to get a little depressed in the autumn. The falling leaves remind us of the circle of life and our own mortality. Does that pretty much sum up your thoughts.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Pachyderm insomnia.

'It's the middle of the summer. You've been hallucinating again.'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Cycles of evolution and destruction

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Mountains and Molehills

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

"Given what passes as normal nowadays, I doubt I'd even recognize the apocalypse if it came."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

'Today he was told about Global Warming.'

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

No Easy Answers

"Your pineapple empandas are delicious. Except for one thing."

Genius At Midnight

'I'm gonna go with C: girls make my brain hurt.'

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.