Autumn Ponderer Prints

'It's only natural to get a little depressed in the autumn. The falling leaves remind us of the circle of life and our own mortality. Does that pretty much sum up your thoughts.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Pachyderm insomnia.

'It's the middle of the summer. You've been hallucinating again.'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Cycles of evolution and destruction

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Mountains and Molehills

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"

"Given what passes as normal nowadays, I doubt I'd even recognize the apocalypse if it came."

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

'Today he was told about Global Warming.'

No Easy Answers

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

Genius At Midnight

The Little Blue Full Stop.

"Your pineapple empandas are delicious. Except for one thing."

Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"