Auto-tuning Seraphim Gifts

'Your guarantee's expired.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

A souped up car...

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Trumpet

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Tune Up Shop.

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

Pimp my cow.

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Soldiers installing spoiler on tank.

'Give your Mom a week, she'll get the hang of lunches again.'

"A P.C. is a P.C....a Copier is a Copier...and never the twain shall meet!"

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

Air miles rewards.

A planet like ours - desert piano tuner.

"Remember, don't leak until the inspector's here."

The voices in Phil's head start using autotune.

"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"

Cheating Composer

"This time I'm going to teach you how to tune it yourself."

'Oh I'm a team player alright: I am an expert at blending in...'

'Your heart's in the right place... I wish I could say the same about your liver and kidneys.'

As a lighthearted way of greeting patients, Dr. Alex Liu played 'Chattanooga Choo Choo' on their teeth before each dental procedure.

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all. Thanks! I chose all the tracks and loops and dragged them onto the timeline myself. I even chose the pitch of the auto-tune. Well

When Ernie gets a song stuck in his head, he doesn't have room for anything else.