Auto Customization Gifts

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Sailor and car

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

"You bought an airbrush?"

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."