Auto Modifier Gifts

Air miles rewards.

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Driverless cars rage.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

TS Motors Inc.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Useless car accessories.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Safety - Driving.

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Garage. Tell the scoutmaster we fixed his broken horn. Beep repaired!

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

'I told him not to install central air.'

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

'After he got married she made him trade it in for a van.'

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."

Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!

'In light of today's general moral outrage, we're taking Devil's Food Cake off the menu.'

'This may take more work than we thought.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Charity for Petrol.