Auto Modifier Gifts

Air miles rewards.

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Driverless cars rage.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

TS Motors Inc.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Useless car accessories.

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Safety - Driving.

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

'After he got married she made him trade it in for a van.'

"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."

'This may take more work than we thought.'

'In light of today's general moral outrage, we're taking Devil's Food Cake off the menu.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

glares and stares.

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

Charity for Petrol.