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"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Nice custom job, Bill!

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Sailor and car

We don't believe one glove fits all!

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

"You bought an airbrush?"

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'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."