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Soldiers installing spoiler on tank.

Driverless cars rage.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

TS Motors Inc.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Useless car accessories.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Safety - Driving.

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

'I told him not to install central air.'

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

"When Baldo was 11, I told him he should brush his teeth every day...because car salesmen don't sell lowriders to boys with green teeth."

'After he got married she made him trade it in for a van.'

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."

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Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'In light of today's general moral outrage, we're taking Devil's Food Cake off the menu.'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

Charity for Petrol.