Auto-tuning Seraphim Mugs

'Your guarantee's expired.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

A souped up car...

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Trumpet

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

Pimp my cow.

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Soldiers installing spoiler on tank.

'Give your Mom a week, she'll get the hang of lunches again.'

"A P.C. is a P.C....a Copier is a Copier...and never the twain shall meet!"

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

Air miles rewards.

A planet like ours - desert piano tuner.

"Remember, don't leak until the inspector's here."

The voices in Phil's head start using autotune.

"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"

Cheating Composer

"This time I'm going to teach you how to tune it yourself."

'Oh I'm a team player alright: I am an expert at blending in...'

'Your heart's in the right place... I wish I could say the same about your liver and kidneys.'

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"