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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Driverless cars rage.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Route 666

Inflating Boobs.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Smile

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

I love my motor.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."