Authority Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and authoritative humor of a true authority humorist? Whether they command a room or just crack the best jokes, our collection offers clever, humorous items that celebrate their unique style. From humorous mugs to witty prints, these gifts are ideal for creative minds who love to blend humor with insight and influence.

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When PJ says no, that's the end of it! mockup

When PJ says no, that's the end of it!

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'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.' mockup

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing." mockup

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

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"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!" mockup

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

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"Any questions?"

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"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma mockup

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

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"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better." mockup

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

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'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

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"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling." mockup

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

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'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.' mockup

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

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"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself." mockup

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

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"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

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The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations. mockup

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

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"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs." mockup

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

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'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?' mockup

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

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"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

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'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?' mockup

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

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'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.' mockup

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

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'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.' mockup

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

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'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.' mockup

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

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'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.' mockup

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

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'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'We have what might be a very good idea...' mockup

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

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'I'm sorry, Henderson - But profits are down and we have to make sacrifices.'

'I'm sorry, Henderson - But profits are down and we have to make sacrifices.' mockup

'I'm sorry, Henderson - But profits are down and we have to make sacrifices.'

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"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!" mockup

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

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'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.' mockup

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

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"I see the downsizing continues." mockup

"I see the downsizing continues."

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'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.' mockup

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

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'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?' mockup

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?" mockup

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

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'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.' mockup

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

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Authority Humorist Gifts Collection

Authority Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for authority humorists. Find witty, humorous designs that showcase their clever personality and make every coffee break a smile.

Authority Humorist Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and personality to any space. Perfect for authority humorists who love to lead with a laugh and decorate with wit.

Authority Humorist Prints

Browse our prints that capture the humor and authority of true wit. Stylish and funny, these pieces are perfect for decorating the homes or offices of authority humorists.

Authority Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for authority humorists. Celebrate their humorous leadership with clever sayings and stylish graphics that get attention and laughs.