Australiana Collector Gifts

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

Director/Action Man toy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

King Kongs first christmas

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"What are you doing?"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"You order the microbrew?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

The Last Mosquito

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

Squirrel Time Share Tree

"I heard they got back together."

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."