Acorn Collector Gifts

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Squirrel Time Share Tree

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hats and Food

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'My dentist recommended it.'

S**t Threw a Goose

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Bee hives to let.

The vegan hunter

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Corn Lizard

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

Snowman melts then rabbit runs off with carrot.