Australiana Collector Pillows

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

Director/Action Man toy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

"You order the microbrew?"

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

The Last Mosquito

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Squirrel Time Share Tree

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

"Species loss has hit him hard."