Australiana Pillows

Police officer shoots himself in foot

Man painting kangaroo sign awaits the correct model.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Surfing koala.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Boomerang cow.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

The Eureka Stockade

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Emigrating to Oz.

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia