Aussie Rules Pillows

'Heulluva Mark.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

One way only.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

Lawrence of Tasmania

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

School Boundries.

No petting in the pool!

Austrailian Vollyroo

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Play golf on the billiards table.

'We could have a problem here lads.'

Warning.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Unauthorised Personnel

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Guest Houses.

'G'Day!'