Aussie Rules Pillows

'Heulluva Mark.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

One way only.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Steve Irwin.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

Lawrence of Tasmania

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

No petting in the pool!

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

School Boundries.

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Austrailian Vollyroo

Play golf on the billiards table.

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Warning.

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'G'Day!'

Unauthorised Personnel

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."