Australiana Mugs

Police officer shoots himself in foot

Man painting kangaroo sign awaits the correct model.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Surfing koala.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Boomerang cow.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"We're never going to finish this game if you keep calling 'jump ball' every two seconds."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Steve Irwin.

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

The Eureka Stockade

Steve Vizard

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Emigrating to Oz.

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'