Australian Traditions Mugs

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

Surfing koala.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Boomerang cow.

All-Candy Seder.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Midwest Winter Items.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Folk Wedding

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Pamplona Station

Maypole