Moving To Australia Mugs

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Welcome to Australia. This may help you enjoy your stay.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

New Guy.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Surfing koala.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

Vaccination Passport

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Airport

Technological Dependence.

The Airport.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Welcome."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Frosty, the Golden Years