Moving To Australia Gifts

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Welcome to Australia. This may help you enjoy your stay.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

New Guy.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Surfing koala.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I just..."

Vaccination Passport

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Technological Dependence.

Airport

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

The Airport.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Welcome."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."