Relocating To Australia Gifts

Emigrating to Oz.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Animal immigration

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"Frank?"

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

To Antarctica

'We're reducing office space, Trubshaw. You're under 'T' below.'

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Vacu-move - discount movers.

Canadian Visa Application

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

Directory: You are here

'No-o-o-o! Wisconsin wasn't good enough! You had to insist that we move to Napa Valley!'

"I knew we should have moved to Oregon years ago."

Candour.

"I tell you what. If this country votes to remain in the E.U. I'll pack up and move to Spain... if I'm still allowed to."

Airport this way.

Welcome to Australia. This may help you enjoy your stay.

"I've moved...so I can keep my fundraising secret from the IRS"

"We do everything big in Texas."