Trip To Australia Mugs

'Do they have a permit for that thing?'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Shellfie

Diolch

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

S.P.F. 1,000

Limerick Airport

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

The Echoes at Killarney

'...Do not feed the bears'

Snake Charming

A London gent abroad

"My feet are cold."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Hotel Interincontinential

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"It looked different on the internet."

Beachy Hair

Welcome to Scotland...

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Rip-off Cabbie

A Snake Charmer's snake is on a lunch break

Skedaddle travel.

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

Bashful Royal Guard

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Nelson.

Emigrating to Oz.

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"