Trip To Australia Pillows

'Do they have a permit for that thing?'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Diolch

Shellfie

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

S.P.F. 1,000

Limerick Airport

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

The Echoes at Killarney

'...Do not feed the bears'

"My feet are cold."

A London gent abroad

Snake Charming

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"It looked different on the internet."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Hotel Interincontinential

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Welcome to Scotland...

Beachy Hair

Rip-off Cabbie

A Snake Charmer's snake is on a lunch break

Skedaddle travel.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Bashful Royal Guard

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

Emigrating to Oz.

Nelson.

'He doesn't speak English, but we seem to understand each other..'