Trip To Scotland Pillows

Welcome to Scotland...

'Now that's an afro!'

A day at the races

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Diolch

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

East End Maps.

Bankside

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

See you at Charing Cross!

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Skier flying past mountains

Latest Aye Phone

Caber

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Another Scotch?'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Scot country dancing,

French 75s at the Stafford

Thames Pizza

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

William Wallace and Gromit

London summer.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'No you can't keep it!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

For services to Tourism. . .

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."