Dancer burps in front of the panel.
Audition Preparation Gifts
Looking for a gift that complements your friend's audition preparations? Discover our curated collection of fun and encouraging items designed to lighten the mood and inspire confidence. From mugs to t-shirts, our products feature clever designs that resonate with performers and auditionees alike. Celebrate the hard work and anticipation with personalized touches that bring a smile to anyone preparing to shine on stage.
Ballet Audition. I think I've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.
"Just be yourself."
'They all want to play the star.'
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."
"Which part are you reading for?"
"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."
'I was up for a part in the Producers...'
Presenter Auditions.
"Your answers sound rehearsed."
'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).
"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."
"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."
I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.
"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."
Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!
"What sets you apart from other candidates?"
"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"
"Well, you're certainly on our short list."
'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'
X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.
THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'
"You're the type who'll make me prove every claim I make."
"You've been offered a role as a husband who's been married for thirty years."
"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
Ventriloquist Audition
Casting Director
"I'm sorry, but you wait patiently on the line for an operator. We're looking for someone who immediately pushes 3 for more options."
"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."
"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."
"Clueless, malleable and not a boat-rocker - you'll go far."
Audition Preparation Gifts Collection
Audition Preparation Mugs
Discover our range of mugs perfect for audition preparation, featuring witty and inspiring designs to brighten any rehearsal or early morning coffee break.
Audition Preparation Pillows
Explore our collection of cozy pillows embellished with fun and encouraging messages, ideal for creating a supportive audition prep environment.
Audition Preparation Prints
Find inspiring prints that boost confidence and add personality to your audition space, making every rehearsal a little more special.
Audition Preparation T-Shirts
Check out our humorous and motivational t-shirts designed for those gearing up for auditions. Show off your preparation spirit in style and comfort.