Attending Couples Counseling Gifts

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Try Mediation

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

She - Interpreter - He.

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'Great Therapy!'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"