Going Through Couples Counseling Gifts

"I know where and when I got married. I just can't remember why."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Relationship Warning Lights

Try Mediation

'Great Therapy!'

She - Interpreter - He.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"We don't talk anymore."