Attending Couples Counseling Pillows

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Relationship Warning Lights

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Try Mediation

She - Interpreter - He.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'Great Therapy!'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'